Alright it's bio time. You know what I like? bullet point bios. I do! No, seriously, why does no one ever believe me when I say things like that? If I was going to make a bio of myself here, which I won't because I personally have a zillion bios strewn about the internet, I'd talk about my favorite things, bands I like, why I wear black all the time (hint: ask Johnny Cash!)

Be witty, clever, use thoughtful turns of phrase, name your heroes, tell a secret you never thought you'd share. This is a new millenium of publishing, and know that everyone rushes to the about page as quickly as they can. People want to know you. What will you tell them? Take it light heartedly but not lightly. You only have about 3-400 words to sum up your life and if you're over 21, that means you're going t have to do some editing. Here is a story one of my friends uses to sum up his life. Yes, he is a little - what's the word, oh yes, he's depressive.

"I was swimming in the high school pool and all of a sudden I hit my head and there was blood everywhere. I forgot there was an end to the pool and just tried to keep going." I don't have an anecdote to sum my life up because someone else already wrote "Pollyanna." Which reminds me, I really should braid my hair more.

Here is a joke:
Q. Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or Mrs. Bigger's Baby?

A. The baby was just a little Bigger.

That has made me laugh since I was about five. I know, I'm sorry. I made you a template though!